Even though I despise WSP, vote republican in every election, listen to a lot of hair metal, root for the New York Mets, against gay marriage, drive a Subaru, hate MP3's, dislike everything about Obama, can't grow a beard, not a fan of the Dixie Chicks but would have sex with all of them individually or at the same time I would disappoint them as a group or individually , eat red meat, rarely recycle, never seen ABB before, not a fan of rage sticks, drink like a fish, get drunk quickly like a 15 year old girlie, think Mumford and sons have less talent than "Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem", rarely even look for Waldo, devastated that Patrick Swayze never won an Oscar, have a concealed carry permit, feel my tie dye from JT Creations in Mets colors is the beez kneez, have no desire to wear a tutu, passionately feel that Phil Collins is the best f'n drummer of all time, have the same initials as John Cougar Mellencamp, thought wookies were only a George Lucas creation, will be bringing alcoholic cherries to share, only had sex with one person (my wife), never sent Sally Struthers a dime, find Casey Anthony oddly hot, but generally a fun guy who gets along with most people and I do not like to discuss politics or religion while under the influence?

You'll have to talk to Stot's Goat he runs the door and security.

The goats email please?????

Thats fawking Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you feel about Phish??

Much like WSP

that is funny stuff!!!

Peace love harmony.....don't want to mess that up....

I read that and mysteriously agreed with some of it....

And yes you will be accepted....that is...after you check your gun at the door....