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 I'm gonna plotz 
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Wanee Mushroom

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Post I'm gonna plotz
Although I have thought about Wanee from time to time, I have been mostly consumed with work. It was only after I put too many Guinnesses (or is that Guinni?) into a cooler and loaded my trusty festival chair into the hatch that I felt true excitement. Lordy, do I need this. Wanee #9 (has it really been that many?), here I come.

And since you really have no interest in this, and I don't want you to feel cheated...

A Suwannee County police officer was patrolling Wanee when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer approaches the guy. "What's going on here?" he asks.

The guy sobs, "I was driving my golf cart and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up."

The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants. "I guess this isn't your lucky day, pal!"

Here endeth the lesson.

See you tomorrow.


Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:36 pm Profile
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Location: Brandon, Florida
Post Re: I'm gonna plotz
Very nice!

And I'd go with Guinni!

"Bring the band on down behind me, boys." -- FZ

"Remember: music is a religion. You have to pray every day."
-- Jose' Luis "Cheo" Pardo, Los Amigos Invisibles

Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:09 pm Profile
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