Having received several PM's and a topic all about little old me I thought I would weigh in.
First off I had a great time. SOSMP is
a magical place and like it or not I will be back next year. I camped in D by the bat house which was an awesome spot but it was quite a long walk to the M&G. I'll get back to the meet and greet in a moment.
Secondly to answer the question EVERYONE has PM'd me about....No I did not see Panic. What I heard from camp was not anything to change my mind, by the way what was the name of that song they played for 2hrs on Saturday night
Sadly due to booze I only saw 3 acts Royal Southern Brotherhood, Blackberry Smoke, and TTB. I wanted to see Oli Brown, Gov't Mule, and at least one Allmans show but alas.
Does Allmans always play two nights and is there always a second headliner?
Miguel I want to apologize for asking you repeatedly during the Blackberry Smoke performance if "You wanted to touch on the root" I realized you replied yes when confused by English and had fun at your expense. BTW root means penis
OK now about the M&G!!! I had a blast! and whoever left the Makers Mark unattended my bad I was very thirsty. Most
everyone was really really nice. Viper took a cherry but did not really seem to acknowledge me. I was shunned by the king of the forums
. Keebs seemed less than interested in my presence and spyderstan who I really wanted to meet never crossed my path. Shaw is awesome, as is volkemon we had a very in depth conversation about stuff I don't remember because of that unattended Makers Mark. I will seek out Jensen and ShockedPanic next year. I thought Wanee Nectar was incredible....however it was left unattended and I had a big red solo cup. Next year Auntie should appoint me a guardian to make sure I do not have to write apology post after the event.
Points to make:
The transgender confused me as I thought it was a costume...you know like tutus!!
Thanks to my bestiest lesbian friend Dawn for bailing me out. Her place parties hard also and she looks like a young Corey Hart of Sunglasses at Night
fame. Thanks for getting make to my camp safely.
Auntie Bee looks nothing like Joplin... I'm so stupid I expect people to look like their avatar. Thanks for letting my sign your TRAMP STAMP area.
Treehugger never gave me any of the whipped cream liquor stuff even though I begged her
Also judging from your avatar I thought you were a old lady not some hottie squirting white cream down peoples throat. CHANGE YOUR AVATAR!!! You Rock thanks for finding me and thanks for "understanding my humor".
The short lady with the jello shots..... you I miss the most!!!
Peggy O this lady knows how to consume mass numbers of cherries. Your alcohol tolerance is impressive and you are a very kind person. However you ate most of my cherries so I hope that was your Makers Mark.
Waneetopia??????????????????? Does it exist??????????? I never found it and no one ever pointed me in right direction. If that was planned ....WELL PLAYED!
IDEAS FOR NEXT YEAR:
1. Stay Sober a little
2. Get to the Meet and Greet earlier and find a short cut.
3. Definitely should charge a cover or help out with cost to go to the M&G. I brought Cherries and Bratwurst but there were more takers than givers.
4. I want to head up a cherry contest next M&G...I'll supply the prizes and I will probably win as my cherries were this side of awesome.
5. NO ONE INVITE THE GHOST PEPPER LADY AGAIN!!!! I do not miss her at all. She has the devil in her. My asshole still burns with every bit of passed gas. I did find out that drinking straight gasoline helps with the burn of the vodka!
Thanks to all those cool enough to talk to me in person rather than just view me as a troll. Hell at least people knew who I was. Bad publicity is good publicity right?
Cant wait till next year but I will definitely do VIP next year so I don't have to mingle with them dirty hippies