This one worked for me over the weekend:
Well I woke up Sunday morning,
with no way to hold my head, that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast
wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in my closet,
through my clothes & found my cleanest dirty shirt.
Then I washed my face and combed my hair,
and stumbled down the stairs to meet the day...
I'd smoke my mind the night before
with lefty cigarettes and songs DSO been pickin'
But i lit my first and watched a small kid
playin with a can that he was kicking