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I did not attend, but visualize this persons wook sighting:

At Northerly Island I watched a wookette giving birth during the Jimmy Buffett set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff.
The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.

This is where it gets crazy...
It was so f!*king dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its f!*king gross. All of a sudden, this f!*king kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party bitch!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and s#%t!

The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.

He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.

The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?).
And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his f!*king CHEEK OPEN!

there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.

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I blame the Margaritaville tequila, that sh!t is nasty


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I call bulls#%t.

"It was so f!*king dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt"

Wrong. It was muddy as hell.

Come on people. I realize this place loves to hate some wook but really? This bulls#%t story makes the rounds at least once a year and sometimes it "happens" at every fest. Disappointed.

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Shenanigans!

Like Parrotheads are gonna behave like that!

Geeesh...


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Thanks to those who knew. Was new to me.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=WTTPB
http://m.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/71617601.aspx

and many more....


Good story i guess, it grew legs. :)

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Author - Beach Bob - Monday 20 MAY 2013 - 8:22 am
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Oh boy, urban wook legend.
It may have been Sue.


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Now if it had said it happened at Coachella...

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tieyourshoes51 wrote:
Now if it had said it happened at Coachella...


It did! I know this guy who knows a guy that went to Coachella 2 years ago that talked to some people that went this year that know a guy that said he knew someone that totally saw it. For reals.

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It did! I know this guy who knows a guy that went to Coachella 2 years ago that talked to some people that went this year that know a guy that said he knew someone that totally saw it. For reals.


And now we have the rest of the story..... :lol: :lol:


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