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Post Re: what to bring????
Jensen B Gator wrote:
Don't forget your guitars for the camp fire jam that gets over run by drums... :shock:


One less thing to pack this year.

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Post Re: what to bring????
Bill you nailed it also!

WildBillBrodey wrote:
Essential Camping Checklist

Alcohol

Alcohol is the lifeblood of humanity. It’s almost impossible to be bored when you’re drunk, so take enough booze to last your entire expedition. A mix of drinks is good. Take at least a gallon of rum, whisky or vodka and a large keg of beer. Take a crate of wine for the early evenings and a couple of bottles of absinth.

Medical Kit

Pack your medical kit with care — your life may depend on it. Here are the most essential medical items for happy campers:

Nicotine patches or gum (in case you run out of cigarettes)
Rubbing alcohol (just in case)
A massive bag of weed (for medicinal use only)
Rolling papers
Spare cigarette lighter
Novelty adhesive bandages
Condoms (you can also fill 5 or 6 with moonshine and tie them off on your belt to get past security. They will just think it's part of your attire)
Lube


Barbeque

Barbequing is one of the few good things about camping. Take a fat-ass barbeque and loads of fire-starting tools (and fuel). Rubbing sticks together to make heat is totally pointless when you can buy a disposable lighter for $0.50. Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.


Adult Entertainment

Unless you’re going camping with a whole load of hot and horny men/women/hippies/whatever, you’re going to need some porn. Due to the lack of internet, you’ll have to resort to old-school magazines. Take at least one for each day (if you also enjoy reading, buy Playboy). Women should take a heavy-duty dildo (for pleasure and for clubbing fish and small animals). Men should take a robust sex doll (for pleasure and for crossing lakes and rivers).


lube and porn keeps me warm on them lonely nights on river rd.....
I might write on a white shirt "Horny Hippie" see where that goes.


Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:20 pm Profile
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lube and porn keeps me warm on them lonely nights on river rd.....
I might write on a white shirt "Horny Hippie" see where that goes.[/quote]

You need a sign, a shirt will get lost in the haze.

I saw a dude at lockin that had a big ole sign by his tent that said Free Breast Painting. Homey had all kinds of paints, he was serious. Bout' the 3rd day walking by....yep there he was in all his glory, bob rossin' on some breasticles. It was all class though.


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Jbone wrote:
I saw a dude at lockin that had a big ole sign by his tent that said Free Breast Painting. Homey had all kinds of paints, he was serious. Bout' the 3rd day walking by....yep there he was in all his glory, bob rossin' on some breasticles. It was all class though.


I was hanging around the vendors area on Saturday and was fortunate enough to see some of his work walking around.
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Post Re: what to bring????
How 'bout a sign saying simply....
FREE BREAST EXAMS.....
works about the same.... :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:44 am Profile
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Wild Bill!

That gif!!!

I'm dyin' over here!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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