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Post Re: My husband "the Dude who fell near the E campsite corner
Thank you to all, my husband "the Dude" is close to 100% healed! thanks for the "healing vibes" you are all good people. After arriving home, we found out Mark was blacking out because two of his three bypass grafts failed. Since all his Drs. refuse to "open" him up again, our only hopes was for two more stent placements. We are forever great-full that his health has improved rapidly, he was strong enough to enjoy some deep sea fishing in Key West!
Yes, our hopes and plans are to rent another "cruise america" 26 foot camper for our fantabulous 2015 Wanee Festival trip.
Now that we are much more familiar with the park and have a sense of knowing, we will most certainly attend the meet and greet! actually be honored to attend!
Thanks friends, till we meet again! Happy Wanee!

BTW... I remember your golf cart, the back wasn't so bad! You saved my soul, I told my husband Im gonna go find you a ride to see the Allman Brothers Band one more time, even if I have to sell my soul!
Love you all!


Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:17 pm Profile
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Post Re: My husband "the Dude who fell near the E campsite corner
Glad to hear! Wanee ON! :)

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Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:21 pm Profile
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Post Re: My husband "the Dude who fell near the E campsite corner
dancingbears3 wrote:
even if I have to sell my soul!


I heard the Devil was way behind...
and looking to make a deal...



just glad he is doing better.


Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:29 pm Profile
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Post Re: My husband "the Dude who fell near the E campsite corner
I just typed out this Ridiculously long post and it dissappeared. FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:35 am Profile
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Post Re: My husband "the Dude who fell near the E campsite corner
Here goes again. I got nothing better to do:

I borrowed a friends cart for Wanee this year as mine had battery problems. His didn't have a back seat, so I built one out of wood. Thursday night I was riding around with my buddy Mark and we found these lost people. A pretty Blonde lady and Sloth from the goonies. We drove them all the way back to the Gate and retraced their initial steps to find their way home. Short story long Sloth broke the seat. As I went back to assess the damage I dropped a piece of it on Sloths toe. I felt bad. Sloth was angry. He said "No Ride. Sloth Walk Now. Where is Pancakes House?" The Pretty lady hopped on and stood where the seat used to be. She said I am tired of walking. She held on to the pieces of the seat as we rode past Sloth. Mark yelled "Later Bitch" as we drove by him. Marks objective wasnt to insult Sloth but to make me laugh. I apologized to the lady for Mark. She informed me she didnt even know the guy. They were just partners in being lost. A few Wanee's back our cart went dead in front of a camp full of young whippersnappers from Waycross. Who am I kidding they were probably older than me, but they looked agressive. We knew if we let the cart rest a minute it would cool down and we could drive it home. Mark had his guitar, so naturally we decided to play them some music. We never bothered to ask if they wanted us to or not. They didnt. We did it anyway. Mark played and I sang "She left me for Jesus" by Hayes Carll. Great song! Its a Joke! The final line of the chorus is "If I ever find Jesus I'm Kickin' his ass". That got their attention. They looked around like, Did he just say what I think he said? After the second chorus they were standing. I thought it might be because we were just that damn good. We weren't. As we were waiting for the third verse to come around on the guitar there I heard the little fella in a cut off shirt say "He caint whoop Jesus' ass. Jesus whoop yer damn ass" Oh boy, its time to go. Wait, The cart is dead. I gave mark a look. He gave me a look back. We had an entire converstion with those two looks:
Theyre getting pissed
Yeah I know, I dont think they get it.
Should I keep playing?
Yeah, We got this. They'll catch on
Ok
The last line of the song would explain it all. I will just sing really loud. (sounded like a good idea at the time). Here Goes. "Well, it could have been Carlos, or even Billy Ortez, but if I ever find Jesus, hes gonna wish he were dead... AhhhhhhMennnnnn."

Its not Jesus its HeySeuss, I eplained. Turned out the only thing that trumps their love for Jesus in Waycross is their resentment for "Dey tuk rrrrr Jobs!" That bought us a minute, but they still looked angry. We were evenly matched, man to man, but they had these... Women?? Either way more fists to dodge. We moved quickly towards the cart because only wussies run away. Please Go. Come on Cart. Please Go! It went. As we were riding off Mark yells "Later BITCHES!!
Mark?!?
What?
The Carts Dead!
Oh, Yeah!

We must have looked like they couldnt catch us as they all ran out to the road. We made it around the corner and limped it home.

Fast Forward: We drop of the Pretty girl who was only 100 yds from her camp when we found her. Sloth is back behind us still in sight. We rounded a corner and all of the pieces of the seat fell of the roof because she wasnt there to hold them anymore. I jumped and hurried to gather them. Mark..... Pissed on a tree.
Pinch it off Dude!
Ehh he's way back there
Ummm No hes not
Oh $#!T, he said as he hurried towards the cart agian.

I fixed the cart seat the next day at Wanee (Friday). It lasted all weekend with a strict no Ogre policy. Saturday before mule I went to my mom's camp and she was telling me that she got $20 for giving someone a ride. Swears she tried to tell them no ;) This woman over heard her say that and came running up. I have $20 for a ride. I said, I will give you a ride, but I dont want your money. She said it was really for her husband who has congestive heart failure. Oh, now I really dont want your money. I dont need that Kharma. She said he was the guy who fell last night at the corner. I said we thought it looked like someone took too much. We picked him up at their camp. 50 yards away from my camp. I felt bad that it was so close. I could have given rides all weekend. I shuttled people to E Camp all festival. Most of whom could walk just fine.

DancingBears3, Glad "the Dude" is doing well. I enjoyed our Jason isbell converstaion on the ride. Hope to run into you guys next year.

Sometimes there's a man. Sometimes there's a man, and I'm talkin about the Dude here. Sometimes there's a man. Well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there, and that's the Dude, from Camp E.

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Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:29 am Profile
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Post Re: My husband "the Dude who fell near the E campsite corner
nickyler wrote:
Here goes again. I got nothing better to do:

I borrowed a friends cart for Wanee this year as mine had battery problems. His didn't have a back seat, so I built one out of wood. Thursday night I was riding around with my buddy Mark and we found these lost people. A pretty Blonde lady and Sloth from the goonies. We drove them all the way back to the Gate and retraced their initial steps to find their way home. Short story long Sloth broke the seat. As I went back to assess the damage I dropped a piece of it on Sloths toe. I felt bad. Sloth was angry. He said "No Ride. Sloth Walk Now. Where is Pancakes House?" The Pretty lady hopped on and stood where the seat used to be. She said I am tired of walking. She held on to the pieces of the seat as we rode past Sloth. Mark yelled "Later Bitch" as we drove by him. Marks objective wasnt to insult Sloth but to make me laugh. I apologized to the lady for Mark. She informed me she didnt even know the guy. They were just partners in being lost. A few Wanee's back our cart went dead in front of a camp full of young whippersnappers from Waycross. Who am I kidding they were probably older than me, but they looked agressive. We knew if we let the cart rest a minute it would cool down and we could drive it home. Mark had his guitar, so naturally we decided to play them some music. We never bothered to ask if they wanted us to or not. They didnt. We did it anyway. Mark played and I sang "She left me for Jesus" by Hayes Carll. Great song! Its a Joke! The final line of the chorus is "If I ever find Jesus I'm Kickin' his ass". That got their attention. They looked around like, Did he just say what I think he said? After the second chorus they were standing. I thought it might be because we were just that damn good. We weren't. As we were waiting for the third verse to come around on the guitar there I heard the little fella in a cut off shirt say "He caint whoop Jesus' ass. Jesus whoop yer damn ass" Oh boy, its time to go. Wait, The cart is dead. I gave mark a look. He gave me a look back. We had an entire converstion with those two looks:
Theyre getting pissed
Yeah I know, I dont think they get it.
Should I keep playing?
Yeah, We got this. They'll catch on
Ok
The last line of the song would explain it all. I will just sing really loud. (sounded like a good idea at the time). Here Goes. "Well, it could have been Carlos, or even Billy Ortez, but if I ever find Jesus, hes gonna wish he were dead... AhhhhhhMennnnnn."

Its not Jesus its HeySeuss, I eplained. Turned out the only thing that trumps their love for Jesus in Waycross is their resentment for "Dey tuk rrrrr Jobs!" That bought us a minute, but they still looked angry. We were evenly matched, man to man, but they had these... Women?? Either way more fists to dodge. We moved quickly towards the cart because only wussies run away. Please Go. Come on Cart. Please Go! It went. As we were riding off Mark yells "Later BITCHES!!
Mark?!?
What?
The Carts Dead!
Oh, Yeah!

We must have looked like they couldnt catch us as they all ran out to the road. We made it around the corner and limped it home.

Fast Forward: We drop of the Pretty girl who was only 100 yds from her camp when we found her. Sloth is back behind us still in sight. We rounded a corner and all of the pieces of the seat fell of the roof because she wasnt there to hold them anymore. I jumped and hurried to gather them. Mark..... Pissed on a tree.
Pinch it off Dude!
Ehh he's way back there
Ummm No hes not
Oh $#!T, he said as he hurried towards the cart agian.

I fixed the cart seat the next day at Wanee (Friday). It lasted all weekend with a strict no Ogre policy. Saturday before mule I went to my mom's camp and she was telling me that she got $20 for giving someone a ride. Swears she tried to tell them no ;) This woman over heard her say that and came running up. I have $20 for a ride. I said, I will give you a ride, but I dont want your money. She said it was really for her husband who has congestive heart failure. Oh, now I really dont want your money. I dont need that Kharma. She said he was the guy who fell last night at the corner. I said we thought it looked like someone took too much. We picked him up at their camp. 50 yards away from my camp. I felt bad that it was so close. I could have given rides all weekend. I shuttled people to E Camp all festival. Most of whom could walk just fine.

DancingBears3, Glad "the Dude" is doing well. I enjoyed our Jason isbell converstaion on the ride. Hope to run into you guys next year.

Sometimes there's a man. Sometimes there's a man, and I'm talkin about the Dude here. Sometimes there's a man. Well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there, and that's the Dude, from Camp E.

Put some music to this and you'll have this centuries version of God's Own Drunk by Lord Buckley. ;)


Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:38 am Profile
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Post Re: My husband "the Dude who fell near the E campsite corner
Great....and Funny....story.

The Karma doesn't work for me either.
The last night at Wanee....the Brothers take the stage and I am sitting way in the back next to the man made aisle...if you can call it that. This guy and attractive girl wobbled down the path 'til they got beside me. They stop as they meet up with someone they knew. As they are talking....the girl falls to her knees and the guy just kinda looks around at her. Immediately she passes out...falls completely backwards into the muddy path with her feet and legs up under her. The guy just ignores her. Finally, I could stand it no more....so I tell the guy I am picking her up and putting her in my chair....Yeah is all he muttered. So I start picking her up and he finally comes over to help. We get her in the chair and I put my jacket over her....it was not cold...just a little chilly. After keeping her from falling out of the chair a couple times...this guy comes back over and takes over watching her. I recommend her going to the clinic as she is totally wiped out. He refuses. He gives her a drink which she immediately spills all over my stuff. So I stand for the entire show while this drunk chick sits there incoherently. At the end of the show...I asked where they were camped......Field E.....and how are you going to get her there......she can walk. He drags her up and away they stagger...as I suggest they get someone on a cart to escort them to the field.
What a terrible way to go out on the last night......And not even a Thank You.
I am not going to be the person I am expected to be anymore.


Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:52 am Profile
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Post Re: My husband "the Dude who fell near the E campsite corner
There was a man friday night with a younger guy. May have been his son. We were really close to Gregg. He kept falling to his knee and the younger guy kept helping him up. I think they kind of got trapped up front. I asked some folks standing in front of chairs if he could sit down. They said yes and we helped him over. He, however, was extremely grateful for the help and gladly aceepted the chair. The younger guy stood behind the chair and we all enjoyed the show. Some people are afraid to ask for help. Others are too stupid to know they need it.

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Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:12 am Profile
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Post Re: My husband "the Dude who fell near the E campsite corner
Nick!

That long missive about the wood seat and the dead cart and the sloth?

Post of the day!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hell of a story.

Deserves to be put into song for sure! :D


Thu Jun 05, 2014 10:28 am Profile
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Post Re: My husband "the Dude who fell near the E campsite corner
beach bob wrote:
Nick!

That long missive about the wood seat and the dead cart and the sloth?

Post of the day!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hell of a story.

Deserves to be put into song for sure! :D


That's not what I came to tell you about. I came to talk about the draft.

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