
Re: Funny/Odd Past show experiences

You are real lucky there Capt.Squabs

I am the co-pilot of flight #151(the only way to fly!) he's the Capt. of my adventures into space! (only i have to have daquris) too many bad adventures with Black Jack!! Last weekend at this seafood/music fest my daugther was playing with the Vanilla Russians...somehow lost her cell phone

( which is a Co.phone!!) I had the same thoughts..that street urchin over there probably saw u drop it I told her? Here goes my friggin bill!!You might have thought she lost her best friend..so after all the back stepping of the night before ,all the calls to all of the bars we had been in and out of I said forget it...spent over 31/2hrs at the carrier!! Well, seems now I had to get a new one too..bogo deal?

Cost me over 350.+ to buy new one had to redo the whole dam plan (my god what a hassle!) and they could bill hers but not mine..WTF? So now the fun has begun I am kept awake by the dam thing I want my old one back! Then the dude says ur paying way too much let me set u up with this plan...

I was so hungovr I said OK just do it so now i have this "lovely pearl" blueberry thing that I can't even answer....then two days later her ex psycho boyfriend called & said I hve ur phone..(I am ready to choke someone at this point) & he tells her she has to see him to get it back..I said tell him would he like to go for a ride downtown cause I can arrange it real fu$%$& fast..he had called all of her friends making up all this BS ..so just tonite my neice brought me back the dam phone ...SO NO VANILLA RUSSIANS for her unless she puts a leash on her dam phone!!

That or maybe I might have to put one on her
