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President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York .
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers.”
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.” The proud President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.
They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of s#%t it can no longer fly.

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Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:38 pm Profile WWW
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Living will

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug..'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are SO on my s#%t list ...

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:lol: :lol: :lol:


Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:20 pm Profile
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A Womens car
Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the 'Clio' and the 'Taurus', and calling it the 'Clitaurus'.
It comes in pink, with or without fur on the dash, and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is. :shock:

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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:21 pm Profile
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:32 pm Profile WWW
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Good one NCV. :lol:


Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:41 pm Profile
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:shock: :shock: :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"



He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.


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A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation.... no one wants him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, ....
"If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!" The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, ....
"If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the
college education of all his children!" More sighs and loud applause, .

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!"

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her, . "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his fore head with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies,
"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, "Screw the Preacher!"

:shock: :roll: :lol:

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