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Post Re: I may need to borrow someones,
another funny song I heard over lunch

Boys From Oklahoma... They Roll Their Joints All Wrong!


(Lyrics adapt to the venue )

Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong
They're too damn skinny or way too long
I ain't no holy roller so I just use a bong
Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong

Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed
They smuggle across the Rio, they use the Mexican breed
That's expointin' cheap labor, but hell that's Texican's creed
Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed

Them boys in Arkansas they got some damn fine pot
That's a direct result of all them good seeds they got
Haulin' water up a hill's a chore, but man I tell you what
Them boys from Arkansas they got some damn fine pot

(Chorus)



Them boys up in Kansas, hell all they got is a bunch of schwag
And they'll try to screw you for fifty bucks a quarter bag
I got some in my guitar case and I'm not the type to brag
But it's a damn sight better than that Kansanian schwag


Them boys in Louisiana got trouble growin' their weed
Them alligators is mean, and they eat up all the seeds
But on a bayou night by the light of a full moon
You can walk out and pick you a sack full of 'shrooms

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:42 pm Profile
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Nice songs there owll. :lol: And C Mamma,the one I have goes for 250 to 300 dollars.My friend won mine for me in a medical herb magazine called Treating Yourself,after I was diagnosed with the nasty lung cancer.The volcano is like the best out there,but that is 500 bucks.Mine is more efficient,in that u can take the waste from a volcano,and still get a few more hits out of mine.Im looking forward to meeting alot of new friends at the fest.Glad to bhe able to talk with u all months before,so it will be like we already know each other.Oh and for everyone worrying about things with a bigger crowd.Send pleasant vibes that no P-funk fans show up with the crack.No bull s#%t there.Its been known to happen.Peace and Love.

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Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:24 pm Profile
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I FOUND IT!! THE BEER SONG. HALARIOUS!

Asylum Street Spankers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzIboq1qEa8


Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:25 pm Profile
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Post Re: I may need to borrow someones,
here is song and a Band "The Roadducks" we used party with back in the day around Washington DC Check it out:

This is the original band here 1986:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndot5X5rstE

And this one is from last year looks like only the drummer is orig. but funny party somg anyways:correction it is the originals just way older :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW70HMt1FD8

The old singer is not with them, he went on to join the fake Molly Hatchet and still with them today his name was Phil McCormack!

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Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:33 pm Profile WWW
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Post Re: I may need to borrow someones,
Hopefully the tickets are too expersinve for crackheads. :)


Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:39 pm Profile
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Actually no,they are crack dealers ,so they got the $$$$.

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here is me and 1 of the p-funk guys.
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Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:18 pm Profile
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Post Re: I may need to borrow someones,
Dang crack dealers...don't they know...WHitney said it best...Crack is whack!!! Watch out for the chalky lips and you will be fine. :lol:


Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:31 pm Profile
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Calypsomamma wrote:
Dang crack dealers...don't they know...WHitney said it best...Crack is whack!!! Watch out for the chalky lips and you will be fine. :lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPWXL5r3XMA

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Its all good,they got their clients,its not like they go walking around slinging it,like folks with other things. :o

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