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 Saturday Morning Fun! 
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Post Saturday Morning Fun!
Big LOL to my bud, Harry Z for sending me this ... So, I just had to share it!

Figure out your fine and post the total!!

NOTE fines to be added ONCE , not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out & don't remember night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Had sex with a corpse -- $100 (Just for phish1)
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

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Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:32 pm Profile YIM WWW
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Post Re: Saturday Morning Fun!
$380.00........I am really hopeless..might I add, most of this fine was accrued over twenty years ago.............and does it count if some of the aforementioned frolics occurred with the person you are now married to?

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Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:44 pm Profile
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My total was a $137,000

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Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:45 pm Profile YIM WWW
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Post Re: Saturday Morning Fun!
Smoked weed -- $10


do you have to count EVERY time you smoke weed?

if so, I'm in TROUBLE

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Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:58 pm Profile
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Post Re: Saturday Morning Fun!
owllover wrote:
Smoked weed -- $10


do you have to count EVERY time you smoke weed?

if so, I'm in TROUBLE

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Post Re: Saturday Morning Fun!
Just as clarification, if one is Puerto Rican, does masturbation count?

Just askin? I'm not Puerto Rican, either.

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Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:07 pm Profile YIM WWW
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Post Re: Saturday Morning Fun!
good point Aerocha............... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:11 pm Profile
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Post Re: Saturday Morning Fun!
whoa, $496... but I plan on adding to that total.

That's as much as my plane ticket to Wanee.

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i started but just can't bring myself to complete this....

**walks into closet and closes door**

:oops: :twisted: :mrgreen:

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Post Re: Saturday Morning Fun!
Wavo wrote:
i started but just can't bring myself to complete this....

**walks into closet and closes door**

:oops: :twisted: :mrgreen:


What happened? Can you only count to a million?

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