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Like I always say

Sex is a sick, vile, dirty, disgusting and depraved act

If done correctly

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Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:26 pm Profile YIM WWW
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KingRhino wrote:
Big LOL to my bud, Harry Z for sending me this ... So, I just had to share it!

Figure out your fine and post the total!!

NOTE fines to be added ONCE , not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out & don't remember night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Had sex with a corpse -- $100 (Just for phish1)
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25


What did you say your fine was?!?!? Like $250,000!!!!

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Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:59 pm Profile
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My fine is $595.60

And anyone who doesn't have a $.10, $.50 or $.60 ain't playin straight! Come on, you never pissed in a pool!?!?!?

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Only $10.00 from me for today. Tonight, I'll spend around 60 more. :D


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HarryZ wrote:
My fine is $595.60

And anyone who doesn't have a $.10, $.50 or $.60 ain't playin straight! Come on, you never pissed in a pool!?!?!?


My total was $496 but I had change that made up the round number.

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Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:19 pm Profile YIM WWW
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aerocha wrote:
HarryZ wrote:
My fine is $595.60

And anyone who doesn't have a $.10, $.50 or $.60 ain't playin straight! Come on, you never pissed in a pool!?!?!?


My total was $496 but I had change that made up the round number.



Which one got ya?

The one about the goat?

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Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:14 pm Profile YIM WWW
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damn, that's one I forgot :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:37 pm Profile
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KingRhino wrote:
aerocha wrote:
HarryZ wrote:
My fine is $595.60

And anyone who doesn't have a $.10, $.50 or $.60 ain't playin straight! Come on, you never pissed in a pool!?!?!?


My total was $496 but I had change that made up the round number.



Which one got ya?

The one about the goat?


I'm laughing at myself pretty good right now, as I realize there isn't a combination of selections made up of change that would possibly result in an even dollar amount.

Therefore, my total is down a little; $495.60.

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Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:38 pm Profile YIM WWW
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The goat? was that .40? :lol:

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560.60 :o :oops: :lol:

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