Life ain't nothin but a blendin of all the ups and downs
Damit Elvis don't you know,you made your mama so proud

Crystal Meth in the bathtub,Blood splattered in my sink,laying around in the aftermath,Its all worse than you think.DBT! DBT! DBT!

She's found herself and I've lost mine, now I'm just another man who can't give her anything!!

"LET THERE BE ROCK" BY DBT

Dropped acid, Blue Oyster Cult concert, fourteen years old,
And I thought them lasers were a spider chasing me.
On my way home, got pulled over in Rogersville Alabama, with a half-ounce of weed and a case of Sterling Big Mouth.
My buddy Gene was driving, he just barely turned sixteen.
And I'd like to say, "I'm sorry", but we lived to tell about it
And we lived to do a whole lot more crazy, stupid, s#%t.

And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure saw Molly Hatchet
With 38 Special and the Johnny Van Zant Band.

One night when I was seventeen, I drank a fifth of vodka, on an empty stomach, then drove over to a friend's house. And I backed my car between his parent's Cadillac's without a scratch.
Then crawled to the back door and slithered threw the key hole, and sneaked up the stares
And puked in the toilet.
I passed out and nearly drowned but his sister, DD, pulled me out.

And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure saw Molly Hatchet
And the band that I was in played "The Boy's are Back in Town".

Skynyrd was set to play Huntsville, Alabama, in the spring of 77, I had a ticket but it got cancelled.
So, the show, it was rescheduled for the "Street Survivors Tour".
And the rest, as they say, is history.

So I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure saw Ozzy Osbourne with Randy Rhoads in 82
Right before that plane crash.
And I never saw Lynyrd Skynyrd but I sure saw AC/DC
With Bon Scott singing, "Let There Be Rock Tour".

With Bon Scott singing, LET THERE BE ROCK!

Dartdog, knowbodies gonna top that soooooo.....I Don't know why I put up with this s#%t when(she) DON'T PUT OUT AND ZIP CITIES' SO FAR AWAY!!! That's what I'm talkin' about right there!!!

...and just cause i dont run my mouth, dont mean i got nothing to say....

Your Daddy was mad as hell
He was mad at me and you
As he tied that chain to the front of my car and pulled me out of that ditch that we slid into

Johnny went on a joyride with my best girl...and when the paramedics got there all they could hear was the wheel still spinning...and Freebird playing on the stereo...It's a very long song!!

Seems like it's always hot down here, no matter when you come
It's the kind of heat that holds you like a mama holds her son

Oh yeah, and " Down here, you're runnin' from a broken heart, or, one that you have to break, on this mean old highway !" Truer words never spoken !