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I meant Gov. Voldemort, also affectionately know as Skeletor.

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Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:24 pm Profile
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Capt Brian wrote:
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg.

And as a bonus...

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. Tha means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be an American! :)

now that is some good thinking there!


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This thread is awesome!


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Lovin' Life wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This thread is awesome!

:)

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Thats right! :)


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djkeeb69 wrote:
Thats right! :)


That is too awsome! I just sent it to my daughter in college to print out and put in her dorm room!

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Bumper sticker:

D.A.D.D.
Dads Against Daughters Dating

Sponsored by Smith & Wesson

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djkeeb69 wrote:
Ok so i know its wrong, but friggin hilarious!! sorry if i offended anyone!


LOL! :lol:


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tieyourshoes51 wrote:
Bumper sticker:

D.A.D.D.
Dads Against Daughters Dating

Sponsored by Smith & Wesson


Rather odd - I have the same bumper sticker but it is sponsored by Glock! Oh well, guess you can't have too many sponsors!

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Baby holding Mommy's finger. A tender moment.

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