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Oh that's a finger alright :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Wasn't my first thought either. :oops:

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Thanks petewhit - Love the WTF site:


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Heres one from my namesake Sir Winston Churchill

Here is his response to someone calling him a drunk;



"Winston your drunk"

"Yes, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be as ugly as you are tonight"


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Those tattoos reminded me of a story, probably apochyphal, but still:

Guy is walking around at a party exposed. He walks up to a girl, grins, and points at himself.

She says, "OH! IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS, ONLY SMALLER."

After which, I suspect, it DID get smaller!

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Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:00 am Profile
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BigWinTrip wrote:
Heres one from my namesake Sir Winston Churchill

Here is his response to someone calling him a drunk;

"Winston your drunk"

"Yes, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be as ugly as you are tonight"


Churchill quotes are great! Here's one of my favorite exchanges of his:

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”

Churchill: “If I were your husband, I would take it.”


:lol:


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beach bob wrote:
BigWinTrip wrote:
Heres one from my namesake Sir Winston Churchill

Here is his response to someone calling him a drunk;

"Winston your drunk"

"Yes, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be as ugly as you are tonight"


Churchill quotes are great! Here's one of my favorite exchanges of his:

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”

Churchill: “If I were your husband, I would take it.”


:lol:


Got to love an overweight, heavy drinkin, cursing, politician who pretty much ended the War.


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From Al Capp's Li'l Abner:

S.W.I.N.E.
Stoonts Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything

You might correctly surmise that Capp was leaning, leaning, leaning to the right!

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A poem from Pete Brown, Jack Bruce's lyricist:

I've wined you and dined you all over the place
And taken you home in cabs.
Sometimes you gave me a wonderful time,
And twice you gave me the crabs.

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BigWinTrip wrote:
Got to love an overweight, heavy drinkin, cursing, politician who pretty much ended the War.


Yeah they don't much make them like that any more. For better or worse :D

In avoidance of getting political, nay serious[!], I shall forthwith unceremoniously cut and paste another Churchill-ism~

Once in a while you will stumble upon the truth, but most of us manage to pick ourselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened.


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