Oh that's a finger alright

Wasn't my first thought either.

Thanks petewhit - Love the WTF site:

Heres one from my namesake Sir Winston Churchill

Here is his response to someone calling him a drunk;



"Winston your drunk"

"Yes, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be as ugly as you are tonight"

Those tattoos reminded me of a story, probably apochyphal, but still:

Guy is walking around at a party exposed. He walks up to a girl, grins, and points at himself.

She says, "OH! IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS, ONLY SMALLER."

After which, I suspect, it DID get smaller!

Churchill quotes are great! Here's one of my favorite exchanges of his:

Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”

Churchill: “If I were your husband, I would take it.”

Got to love an overweight, heavy drinkin, cursing, politician who pretty much ended the War.

From Al Capp's Li'l Abner:

S.W.I.N.E.
Stoonts Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything

You might correctly surmise that Capp was leaning, leaning, leaning to the right!

A poem from Pete Brown, Jack Bruce's lyricist:

I've wined you and dined you all over the place
And taken you home in cabs.
Sometimes you gave me a wonderful time,
And twice you gave me the crabs.

Yeah they don't much make them like that any more. For better or worse

In avoidance of getting political, nay serious[!], I shall forthwith unceremoniously cut and paste another Churchill-ism~

Once in a while you will stumble upon the truth, but most of us manage to pick ourselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened.

As the Cowardly Lion said, Ain't it da troot'!