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I know, I know. I forward a LOT of stuff. But this set of things is just amazing. If all you see are the plastic dinosaurs, that would be great. But you should take time to see all of them, if you can.

And when you get to the wedding invitation, you will know that every "boy" out there would have done EXACTLY the same thing -- and my brother is at the top of that list!

Happy hunting!

http://www.quickmeme.com/p/3vpa2h

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Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:09 am Profile
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"" I'm not gonna vote for more rules... we go to festivals to get away from most of the idiotic social customs and rules for a time, and be a bit more free than the regular world lets us... keep the rules simple and few, and let kindness rule rather than a rule book... ""

THIS. ↑↑↑↑

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Awesome, Volkemon!

Favorite lyrics from Marc Cohn's "Walking in Memphis:"

Now, Muriel plays piano
Every Friday at the Hollywood
And they brought me down to see her
And they asked me if I would
Do a little number
And I sang with all my might
She said, "Tell me are you a Christian, child?"
And I said, "Ma'am, I am tonight!"

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Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:10 am Profile
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Pulled this back up. Need a lift, it's gloomy outside.

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Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:01 pm Profile
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It really cannot get any better than this:

"I cannot say WITH CERTITUDE" that there are no pictures of Anthony Weiner's "unit" on Twitter... or elsewhere, for that matter.

I CAN state WITH CERTITUDE!

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Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:32 pm Profile
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This story is just so wonderful.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/ ... bucks.html

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:14 am Profile
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Phrappaccino!

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 12:01 pm Profile
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"Shut the F@&K up Donnie".....The Big Lebowski

That is pretty much all that was said to Donnie.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

(the real "F Word".....not to be confused with Starbucks)


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That and:
"Saturday Donnie is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I dont work, I dont drive a car, I dont F*&king ride in a car, I dont handle money, I dont turn on the oven, and I sure as s#!t dont F@&King roll!! Shomer Shabbos!!!"

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Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:08 pm Profile
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...you used to make your OWN doctors' appointments?

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