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Gotta watch…Wookie wants free hugs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FPELExPLuM

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"" I'm not gonna vote for more rules... we go to festivals to get away from most of the idiotic social customs and rules for a time, and be a bit more free than the regular world lets us... keep the rules simple and few, and let kindness rule rather than a rule book... ""

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Does anyone read the comics? Specifically, "Bizarro" by Dan Piraro.

He has seven unusual items he puts in his cartoons -- sometimes just one, sometimes all seven, sometimes a few.

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

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Wed Feb 05, 2014 11:49 am Profile
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A lot of students wear rock'n'roll t-shirts to school, but often I have to think that many of them have NEVER ever heard the bands or musicians on their shirts. Recently there was a black guy wearing a Cheap Trick shirt, but I know he has not listened to them. This morning, a Hispanic student was wearing a great Aladdin Sane shirt. As she walked by, I said, 'Great shirt!" She and her friends looked at me like I had three heads.

Weird.

She should listen to "Panic in Detroit."

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Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:43 am Profile
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tieyourshoes51 wrote:
A lot of students wear rock'n'roll t-shirts to school, but often I have to think that many of them have NEVER ever heard the bands or musicians on their shirts. Recently there was a black guy wearing a Cheap Trick shirt, but I know he has not listened to them. This morning, a Hispanic student was wearing a great Aladdin Sane shirt. As she walked by, I said, 'Great shirt!" She and her friends looked at me like I had three heads.

Weird.

She should listen to "Panic in Detroit."


You just made sure she never wears her only shirt again.

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Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:46 am Profile
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nickyler wrote:
tieyourshoes51 wrote:
A lot of students wear rock'n'roll t-shirts to school, but often I have to think that many of them have NEVER ever heard the bands or musicians on their shirts. Recently there was a black guy wearing a Cheap Trick shirt, but I know he has not listened to them. This morning, a Hispanic student was wearing a great Aladdin Sane shirt. As she walked by, I said, 'Great shirt!" She and her friends looked at me like I had three heads.

Weird.

She should listen to "Panic in Detroit."


You just made sure she never wears her only shirt again.



DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! OOPS!

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Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:04 am Profile
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tieyourshoes51 wrote:
As she walked by, I said, 'Great shirt!" She and her friends looked at me like I had three heads.



And she knew you were looking at her breast....


Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:11 am Profile
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Rivernole wrote:
tieyourshoes51 wrote:
As she walked by, I said, 'Great shirt!" She and her friends looked at me like I had three heads.



And she knew you were looking at her breast....



Now that's funny, because at least she was covered up. We, the administrators and the school board struggle constantly with the dress code, specifically in this case with GIRLS' NIGHT OUT (or DAY OUT). There is so much heaving cleavage! Back in my day, before hormones in the milk and chicken, we might have known ONE girl with a big chest. Now it's an explosion.

Which brings to mind the comment by the great leecher, author and scientist Isaac Asimov. A young lady once challenged him: "What are you looking at?" To which he promptly replied:

"WHAT YOU'RE SHOWING ME!"

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Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:15 am Profile
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tieyourshoes51 wrote:
Rivernole wrote:
tieyourshoes51 wrote:
As she walked by, I said, 'Great shirt!" She and her friends looked at me like I had three heads.



And she knew you were looking at her breast....



Now that's funny, because at least she was covered up. We, the administrators and the school board struggle constantly with the dress code, specifically in this case with GIRLS' NIGHT OUT (or DAY OUT). There is so much heaving cleavage! Back in my day, before hormones in the milk and chicken, we might have known ONE girl with a big chest. Now it's an explosion.

Which brings to mind the comment by the great leecher, author and scientist Isaac Asimov. A young lady once challenged him: "What are you looking at?" To which he promptly replied:

"WHAT YOU'RE SHOWING ME!"


Hey cutie, Nice David Bowies Ya got there!

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Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:17 am Profile
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A couple years ago at Wanee, my friend and I met these two girls walking down the dirt road that were body painted and only the colorful part of a peacock feather covering their nipples. Tony says "Nice shirt"...to which they replied "Thanks".


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