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May I have another please?


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Great line from 1949 movie "East Side, West Side" starring Barbara Stanwick (so incredibly smoking hot in ALL those old movies), James Mason, Van Heflin, Cyd Charisse and more.

Van Heflin is letting down easy a young girl who fancies herself in love with him. Heflin's character is in love with Stanwick's but doesn't want to be a homewrecker.

HEFLIN: I'll bet you think I'm a stuffed shirt.
GIRL: Yeah. <pause> But I like what the shirt's stuffed with.

They just don't write 'em like that any more!

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Great movie moment 2 (squared):

When Tyne and Spencer were little, we all liked to watch a scene from "The Great Mouse Detective" that was part of "Mickey's Halloween." In it, Vincent Price does the voice for the evil genius rat, who speaks almost with a lisp. He has our hero, his sidekick, and the girl (well, girl mouse) tied up, with an elaborate Rube Goldberg-type contraption to kill them. He is explaining the intricacies of the thing, and he says, "Let me show you how it works."

Fast forward to tonight, watching the 1953 classic "House of Wax" with Price as the evil proprietor. For starts, I will remember forever watching it with Phil as Sue beats Price in the face, only to shatter his mask, revealing his hideously disfigured fax (in a wax fire). He carts her down to the basement to pour wax on her to make her his "Mary Antoinette" [look, that's how HE pronounced it]. She is barely conscious. He says to her, "It's quite a process. If you'll allow me, I'll show you how it's done."

BAM!

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Great movie moment 1:

Watching hideously dated Tony Rome movie "Lady in Cement" starring Frank Sinatra. It couldn't possibly be more sexist. But they give Frank tons of great lines. He has just sat down with Rachel Welch. (Approximately:)

RW: I waited for you all afternoon and then came here.

FS: I'm supposed to leave you alone.
RW: Oh, Al Munger (next-door neighbor mob dude). He keeps an eye on me.
FS: What does he do with his other eye?

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Who needs the joke when you have the punchline?


"HEY, THIS WATER'S DEEP!"

"YEAH, AND COLD, TOO!"

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The Pearls Before Swine strip is always excellent, but he outdid himself Sunday:

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2014/10/19

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And I was showing it to one of the young teachers.

She said, "I've heard of the Rolling Stones."

Oy veys mir...

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I've heard of them.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

gotta remember she is probably in her 20's....


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Rivernole wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I've heard of them.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

gotta remember she is probably in her 20's....



Exactly right.

but still...

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