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:D :D ;) ;)


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Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:57 am Profile
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope."

-- Phineas of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers

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Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:43 am Profile
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BREAKING NEWS...

Suicidal Twin Kills Sister!!!

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Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:05 pm Profile
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"Dope?"
"Definitely!"
"An undeniable fact on the face of it."

-- Zap Comix

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Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:48 pm Profile
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I discovered recently that there is writing on the back of every one of my concert and band shirts. Every one says the same thing:

PLEASE TALK LOUDER!
I CAN STILL HEAR THE BAND!

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Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:27 pm Profile
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The Proper way to safely ride the subway in Washington DC.


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bozdingo wrote:
The Proper way to safely ride the subway in Washington DC.

Looks like those "Buns of Steel" exercise videos paid off!

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And for all you fellow hippie astronomers:

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