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Random, Dumb and Funny Quotes & Pics
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beach bob
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 Re: Random, Dumb and Funny Quotes & Pics A pertinent quote, from The Princess Bride: [emphasis is mine]
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
[Vizzini stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face and falls to the ground dead]
An even less well known truism: Don't mess with strangers who may have a high tolerance for iocane powder...
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Rivernole
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Re: Random, Dumb and Funny Quotes & Pics A buddy of mine said that his dad taught him one thing in life...
"Never sweat on another man's time and never crap on your own time."
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tieyourshoes51
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Re: Random, Dumb and Funny Quotes & Pics Fools rush in... and get the best seats!
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"Bring the band on down behind me, boys." -- FZ
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Rivernole
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Re: Random, Dumb and Funny Quotes & Pics Let's go with this one Life's Tough. It is even tougher if you are stupid. John Wayne 
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beach bob
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Re: Random, Dumb and Funny Quotes & Pics My friend calls that the dumb / tough rule: "If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough." Examples of this are, unfortunately, very easy to find 
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Rivernole
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Re: Random, Dumb and Funny Quotes & Pics The All Time Classic
"The Dude Abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowing he's out there. THE DUDE. Takin' 'er easy for all of us sinners."
The Stranger quote
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BigWinTrip
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Re: Random, Dumb and Funny Quotes & Pics Rivernole wrote: The All Time Classic
"The Dude Abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowing he's out there. THE DUDE. Takin' 'er easy for all of us sinners."
The Stranger quote Love it
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tieyourshoes51
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Re: Random, Dumb and Funny Quotes & Pics Remember
what the dormouse said.
FEED YOUR HEAD!
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"Bring the band on down behind me, boys." -- FZ
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Rivernole
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Re: Random, Dumb and Funny Quotes & Pics "If your Aunt had balls ...she"d be your Uncle." 
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Capt Brian
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Re: Random, Dumb and Funny Quotes & Pics tieyourshoes51 wrote: Remember
what the dormouse said.
FEED YOUR HEAD! Love it!!!
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