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Post Re: Random, Dumb and Funny Quotes & Pics
A pertinent quote, from The Princess Bride: [emphasis is mine]

Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

[Vizzini stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face and falls to the ground dead]


An even less well known truism: Don't mess with strangers who may have a high tolerance for iocane powder...


Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:40 pm Profile
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A buddy of mine said that his dad taught him one thing in life...
"Never sweat on another man's time and never crap on your own time."


Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:41 pm Profile
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Fools rush in... and get the best seats!

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Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:59 pm Profile
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Let's go with this one
Life's Tough. It is even tougher if you are stupid.
John Wayne :)


Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:15 pm Profile
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My friend calls that the dumb / tough rule:

"If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough."

Examples of this are, unfortunately, very easy to find :D


Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:56 am Profile
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The All Time Classic
"The Dude Abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowing he's out there. THE DUDE. Takin' 'er easy for all of us sinners."
The Stranger quote


Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:36 am Profile
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Rivernole wrote:
The All Time Classic
"The Dude Abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowing he's out there. THE DUDE. Takin' 'er easy for all of us sinners."
The Stranger quote


Love it


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Remember

what the dormouse said.

FEED YOUR HEAD!

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Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:52 pm Profile
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"If your Aunt had balls ...she"d be your Uncle." :oops:


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tieyourshoes51 wrote:
Remember

what the dormouse said.

FEED YOUR HEAD!

Love it!!!

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