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Are you insinuating they are 34....?


Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:41 pm Profile
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just a ;) mouthful


Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:00 pm Profile
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Jensen B Gator wrote:
just a ;) mouthful

Hey.....I'll take it!!! More than....

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Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:32 pm Profile
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Jensen B Gator wrote:
Move along


This reminds me of a great quote by Isaac Asimov. In addition to his hundreds of books on science and science fiction, he wrote one about the dirty old man and also penned three books of lecherous limericks, all deluxe.

One time, he said a young lady stared back at him as he was getting an eyeful.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" she yelled?

"What you're showing me," Asimov replied.

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Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:41 pm Profile
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in honor of St Pats Day


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Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:32 am Profile
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Jensen B Gator wrote:
in honor of St Pats Day


Tough to argue with that!

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Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:29 am Profile
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Jensen B Gator wrote:
just a mouthful


They say anything more than a mouthful is just wasted.....







(I tend to disagree ;) )


Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:34 am Profile
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Rivernole wrote:
Jensen B Gator wrote:
just a mouthful


They say anything more than a mouthful is just wasted.....


(I tend to disagree ;) )


I suspect Joe Tex wasn't REALLY talking about legs in this song:

Say man, don't walk ahead of that woman
Like she don't belong to you
Just 'cause hers got them little skinny legs
You know that ain't no way to do
You didn't act like that when you had it home
Behind closed doors, alright
Now you act like you're ashamed at a woman
Or you don't want nobody to know she's your's
But that's alright, you just walk on baby
And don't you worry about a doggone thing at all
Because there's some man, somewhere
Who'll take you baby, skinny legs and all
Now, who'll take the woman with the skinny legs?
C'mon somebody please take the lady with the skinny legs
Now, you all know the lady with the skinny legs
Got to have somebody too, now
Will somebody please take the lady
With the skinny legs, please?
"Hey Joe", "Yeah bobby?"Why don't you take her?",
"You a fool?I don't want no woman with no skinny legs"
Look here, I thought I might give this woman to Clyde
But, no, 'cause I know the kinda woman Clyde likes
So Leroy'll take her, say Leroy? You got her

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Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:09 am Profile
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Post Re: 150 Days
Rivernole wrote:
Jensen B Gator wrote:
just a mouthful


They say anything more than a mouthful is just wasted.....







(I tend to disagree ;) )

Not wasted just a little something else to enjoy...


Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:09 am Profile
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When I think 33...
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