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Wanee Demi-God
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Post Re: Remember When
Jensen B Gator wrote:
Your Brooklyn Accent sucks... :lol: :lol: :lol:

DUH......I'm a true blue southern boy!! What did you expect?!

FORGETABOUTIT!!!

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Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:27 pm Profile
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Post Re: Remember When
NCviper wrote:
Jensen B Gator wrote:
Your Brooklyn Accent sucks... :lol: :lol: :lol:

DUH......I'm a true blue southern boy!! What did you expect?!

FORGETABOUTIT!!!

When??


Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:29 pm Profile
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Jensen B Gator wrote:
NCviper wrote:
Jensen B Gator wrote:
Your Brooklyn Accent sucks... :lol: :lol: :lol:

DUH......I'm a true blue southern boy!! What did you expect?!

FORGETABOUTIT!!!

When??

Who's on first?

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Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:31 pm Profile
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Abbott: Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.

Costello: Funny names?

Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--

Costello: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

Abbott: I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--

Costello: You know the fellows' names?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well, then who's playing first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow's name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The fellow playin' first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first base.

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: Well, what are you askin' me for?

Abbott: I'm not asking you--I'm telling you. Who is on first.

Costello: I'm asking you--who's on first?

Abbott: That's the man's name.

Costello: That's who's name?

Abbott: Yes.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man's entitled to it.

Costello: Who is?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: So who gets it?

Abbott: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who's wife?

Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.

Costello: Who does?

Abbott: Absolutely.

Costello: Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base?

Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.

Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Abbott: Who's on first!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: St. Louis has a good outfield?

Abbott: Oh, absolutely.

Costello: The left fielder's name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell you.

Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field?

Abbott: Who's playing first.

Costello: Stay out of the infield! The left fielder's name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because.

Abbott: Oh, he's center field.

Costello: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Wouldn't this be a fine team w i t h o u t a pitcher?

Costello: Tell me the pitcher's name.

Abbott: Tomorrow.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball--me being a good catcher--I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Abbott: Now, that's he first thing you've said right.

Costello: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

Abbott: Don't get excited. Take it easy.

Costello: I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don't know. I don't know throws it back to tomorrow--a triple play.

Abbott: Yeah, it could be.

Costello: Another guy gets up and it's a long ball to center.

Abbott: Because.

Costello: Why? I don't know. And I don't care.

Abbott: What was that?

Costello: I said, I DON'T CARE!

Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop!


Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:32 pm Profile
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Who used to sneak into a Drive In movie in the trunk of a car.

I used to have a Plymouth Fury that would hold 6 people and I was the only one who paid, of course they had to buy the beer and nug. 8-)


Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:43 pm Profile
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Jensen B Gator wrote:
NCviper wrote:
Jensen B Gator wrote:
Up your nose with a rubber hose

WHAT??

You never watched Welcome Back Kotter??


I have a record of Gabe Kaplan's called HOLES AND MELLO ROLLS.

His top insult, which for SOME REASON they didn't use on the TV show, was:

UP YOUR HOLE WITH A MELLO ROLL.

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Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:16 pm Profile
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Jensen B Gator wrote:
Who used to sneak into a Drive In movie in the trunk of a car.

I used to have a Plymouth Fury that would hold 6 people and I was the only one who paid, of course they had to buy the beer and nug. 8-)

I had a 67 chevelle......BIG ASSED TRUNK!! I wish I had a dime for everyone I got into the drive end!!!!! GOOD FRIGGIN TIMES!!!!

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Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:06 pm Profile
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NCviper wrote:
Jensen B Gator wrote:
Who used to sneak into a Drive In movie in the trunk of a car.

I used to have a Plymouth Fury that would hold 6 people and I was the only one who paid, of course they had to buy the beer and nug. 8-)

I had a 67 chevelle......BIG ASSED TRUNK!! I wish I had a dime for everyone I got into the drive end!!!!! GOOD FRIGGIN TIMES!!!!


I hear they even showed movies at some of those places!

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Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:08 pm Profile
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tieyourshoes51 wrote:
NCviper wrote:
Jensen B Gator wrote:
Who used to sneak into a Drive In movie in the trunk of a car.

I used to have a Plymouth Fury that would hold 6 people and I was the only one who paid, of course they had to buy the beer and nug. 8-)

I had a 67 chevelle......BIG ASSED TRUNK!! I wish I had a dime for everyone I got into the drive end!!!!! GOOD FRIGGIN TIMES!!!!


I hear they even showed movies at some of those places!

Really I never noticed!! :lol:

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Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:13 pm Profile
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Post Re: Remember When
NCviper wrote:
NCviper wrote:
Jensen B Gator wrote:
Who used to sneak into a Drive In movie in the trunk of a car.

I used to have a Plymouth Fury that would hold 6 people and I was the only one who paid, of course they had to buy the beer and nug. 8-)

I had a 67 chevelle......BIG ASSED TRUNK!! I wish I had a dime for everyone I got into the drive end!!!!! GOOD FRIGGIN TIMES!!!!


I hear they even showed movies at some of those places!

Really I never noticed!! :lol:[/quote]


SHOCKING!

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