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Post Re: Remember When
Jensen B Gator wrote:
Abbott: Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.

Costello: Funny names?

Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--

Costello: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

Abbott: I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--

Costello: You know the fellows' names?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well, then who's playing first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow's name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The fellow playin' first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first base.

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: Well, what are you askin' me for?

Abbott: I'm not asking you--I'm telling you. Who is on first.

Costello: I'm asking you--who's on first?

Abbott: That's the man's name.

Costello: That's who's name?

Abbott: Yes.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man's entitled to it.

Costello: Who is?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: So who gets it?

Abbott: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who's wife?

Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.

Costello: Who does?

Abbott: Absolutely.

Costello: Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base?

Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.

Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.

Abbott: Who's on first!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: St. Louis has a good outfield?

Abbott: Oh, absolutely.

Costello: The left fielder's name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell you.

Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field?

Abbott: Who's playing first.

Costello: Stay out of the infield! The left fielder's name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because.

Abbott: Oh, he's center field.

Costello: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Wouldn't this be a fine team w i t h o u t a pitcher?

Costello: Tell me the pitcher's name.

Abbott: Tomorrow.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Costello: Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball--me being a good catcher--I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Abbott: Now, that's he first thing you've said right.

Costello: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

Abbott: Don't get excited. Take it easy.

Costello: I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don't know. I don't know throws it back to tomorrow--a triple play.

Abbott: Yeah, it could be.

Costello: Another guy gets up and it's a long ball to center.

Abbott: Because.

Costello: Why? I don't know. And I don't care.

Abbott: What was that?

Costello: I said, I DON'T CARE!

Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop!

Got the poster hanging on my wall in my $hitter :lol: :lol:

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Post Re: Remember When
In the $hiter really....who would have though...... :lol: 8-)

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Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:28 pm Profile
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NCviper wrote:
In the $hiter really....who would have though...... :lol: 8-)


C'mon! I get more reading done in there than in any other room of the house!

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Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:31 pm Profile
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Post Re: Remember When
tieyourshoes51 wrote:
NCviper wrote:
In the $hiter really....who would have though...... :lol: 8-)


C'mon! I get more reading done in there than in any other room of the house!

You and me both :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:48 am Profile WWW
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Post Re: Remember When
Dartdog82 wrote:
tieyourshoes51 wrote:
NCviper wrote:
In the $hiter really....who would have though...... :lol: 8-)


C'mon! I get more reading done in there than in any other room of the house!

You and me both :lol: :lol: :lol:



also a ton of crosswords, Kakuros, Sukokus, Jumbles and Cryptoquotes!

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Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:02 am Profile
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Post Re: Remember When
Remember when you didn't have to spend so much time in the sh!tter? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:08 am Profile
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Post Re: Remember When
So I've been thinking about the question "Remember when?" and quite frankly the answer is no.

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Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:15 pm Profile
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Post Re: Remember When
mccjeff wrote:
So I've been thinking about the question "Remember when?" and quite frankly the answer is no.

Most of the 80's was a blurr to me :!: :lol:

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Post Re: Remember When
Jensen B Gator wrote:
Remember when you didn't have to spend so much time in the sh!tter? :lol: :lol: :lol:



That is so harsh... and much too accurate!

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Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:20 pm Profile
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Post Re: Remember When
mccjeff wrote:
So I've been thinking about the question "Remember when?" and quite frankly the answer is no.



I agree Jeff....
I can remember when....now I just can't remember Why....


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