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I am considering a thread to conquer Keeb!?!
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grandmacracker
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 Re: I am considering a thread to conquer Keeb!?! One Sunday in Lent, a minister asked his congregation if anyone knew the definition of resurrection...and a six year old boy raised his hand.....the minister was hesitant about allowing him to answer but then thought, what's the harm, so he called on the young man and the six year old spoke up...."I don't know the definition of resurrection, but I do know you have to go to the hospital if it lasts more than four hours."
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NCviper
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Re: I am considering a thread to conquer Keeb!?!
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tieyourshoes51
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Re: I am considering a thread to conquer Keeb!?! I worked three summers at a JCC summer camp in Tampa. Every morning, all of the campers and counselors would meet in the gym for general announcements and other suck truck, and occasionally a few jokes.
So one morning a little 7-year-old girl bounced up to the microphone and started her joke:
"What is a Jewish woman's favorite position?"
At this point all of us are apoplectic, unable to imagine where the punchline would go. So she says:
"Facing Bloomingdale's!"
THIS is why you have to be careful who is around when you tell jokes and such.
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NCviper
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Re: I am considering a thread to conquer Keeb!?! tieyourshoes51 wrote: I worked three summers at a JCC summer camp in Tampa. Every morning, all of the campers and counselors would meet in the gym for general announcements and other suck truck, and occasionally a few jokes.
So one morning a little 7-year-old girl bounced up to the microphone and started her joke:
"What is a Jewish woman's favorite position?"
At this point all of us are apoplectic, unable to imagine where the punchline would go. So she says:
"Facing Bloomingdale's!"
THIS is why you have to be careful who is around when you tell jokes and such. NOW that is funny!!!! 
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Jensen B Gator
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Re: I am considering a thread to conquer Keeb!?! I'm reminded of a Frank Zappa song... 
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NCviper
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Re: I am considering a thread to conquer Keeb!?! Jensen B Gator wrote: I'm reminded of a Frank Zappa song... Any thing goofy should.....just sayin'!
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EnjoyingTheRide
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Re: I am considering a thread to conquer Keeb!?! Bwaaahhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! 
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Jensen B Gator
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Re: I am considering a thread to conquer Keeb!?! Wont someone send me a Princess who bites
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tieyourshoes51
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Re: I am considering a thread to conquer Keeb!?! NCviper wrote: Jensen B Gator wrote: I'm reminded of a Frank Zappa song... Any thing goofy should.....just sayin'! OH! YOU'RE JEWISH? LOVE YOUR NAILS! MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIVE WITH YOUR MAMA (YOUR MAMA)... THE MYSTERY MAN CAME OVER AND SAID, "I'M OUTTA SIGHT!" I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE WAY IT IS, AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE KIND OR EASY. YOUR WHOLE ATTITUDE STINKS, I SAY, AND THE LIFE YOU LEAD IS COMPLETELY EMPTY.
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Re: I am considering a thread to conquer Keeb!?! watchout weir those husky go,
don't you eat no yellow snow
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