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Jensen B Gator
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 Erin Go Bragh
Happy St Patrick's Day
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shockedpanic
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Joined: Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:03 pm Posts: 843
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County Dublin/Dalkey representing The country was riddled with snakes. Can't find one anywhere but zoo on island. Thanks pat! U da man
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AndieBee
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Joined: Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:08 am Posts: 4191
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Happy St Patty's Day! Drink like Stot!
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Jensen B Gator
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AndieBee wrote: Happy St Patty's Day! Drink like Stot! It would be a St Patrick's Day Massacre... 
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Waneebe
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Joined: Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:04 pm Posts: 711 Location: Melbourne, FL
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I’ve got my SPD t-shirt on. Mine sez, "I DON’TGET DRUNK I GET AWESOME"This saying fits me well.  Anybody else care to share?
_________________ Judie "Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.”
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tieyourshoes51
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Joined: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:52 pm Posts: 3087 Location: Brandon, Florida
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 Re: Erin Go Bragh
I posted this in jokes, also, but because it's today:
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, 'It's certainly not a ship.' And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, 'Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?' 'Ten years,' replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. 'Faith and begorra,' said the man. 'That is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!'
'And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey' asked the blonde .
Trembling, the castaway replied, 'Ten years.' Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. 'Tis nectar of the gods!' stated the Irishman. 'Tis truly fantastic!!!'
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, 'And how long has it been since you played around?'
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, 'Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!'
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Waneebe
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Joined: Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:04 pm Posts: 711 Location: Melbourne, FL
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 Re: Erin Go Bragh
tieyourshoes51 wrote: I posted this in jokes, also, but because it's today:
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, 'It's certainly not a ship.' And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, 'Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?' 'Ten years,' replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. 'Faith and begorra,' said the man. 'That is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!'
'And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey' asked the blonde .
Trembling, the castaway replied, 'Ten years.' Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. 'Tis nectar of the gods!' stated the Irishman. 'Tis truly fantastic!!!'
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, 'And how long has it been since you played around?'
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, 'Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!' 
_________________ Judie "Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.”
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Jensen B Gator
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atlanta hippie
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Joined: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:53 am Posts: 783 Location: Atlanta, Ga
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Wanee Wanee WANEE 
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Dartdog82
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Joined: Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:43 pm Posts: 7481 Location: Albany NY
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County Mayo in the house 
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